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Old 09-05-2005, 04:47 PM
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Funny JR Photoshop and Caption.

Here's a photoshop done by "danny_f" from the MP and DT forums.

Also, here's a funnier caption by "super_mole":

Jordan: Now, play the cromatic scale at 500 beats per minute.
Student: I'm... I'm sorry but I ca-
Jordan: Never say "can't" you worthless scum!
Student: Oh God! Somebody help me!
Jordan: Nobody can hear you scream! This is the ONLY path to total keyboard wizardry, you putrid piece of filth!
Student: I want my mommy!
Jordan: I had your mother last night, and she wasn't that good.
Jordan: Was that a wrong note?!
Student: Uh... um... no!
Student: Hey what was that for?!
Jordan: Of course it was a wrong note! I have perfect pitch you fool!
*Whip, whip, whip*

A few people wanted someone to post this here, so I did! :)
Mike Portnoy: "He's got a fever!"
John Petrucci: "And the only prescription... is MORE COWBELL!!"
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Old 09-05-2005, 04:58 PM
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Haha, someone already showed the picture.

Funny story, though.
"Have some wine, it'll slow your reflexes."

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Old 09-06-2005, 01:40 PM
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