Here's a photoshop done by "danny_f" from the MP and DT forums.
Also, here's a funnier caption by "super_mole":
Jordan: Now, play the cromatic scale at 500 beats per minute.
Student: I'm... I'm sorry but I ca-
Jordan: Never say "can't" you worthless scum!
Student: Oh God! Somebody help me!
Jordan: Nobody can hear you scream! This is the ONLY path to total keyboard wizardry, you putrid piece of filth!
Student: I want my mommy!
Jordan: I had your mother last night, and she wasn't that good.
Jordan: Was that a wrong note?!
Student: Uh... um... no!
Student: Hey what was that for?!
Jordan: Of course it was a wrong note! I have perfect pitch you fool!
*Whip, whip, whip*
A few people wanted someone to post this here, so I did! :)