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Old 11-27-2004, 10:00 AM
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Default A goat in the kitchen...

A useless topic...
But that is most of the times, when I post something on this board.:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen

I remember a song by UB40, years ago, which was called "Rat in my kitchen", but a goat...

Now I can hear you all think, what is he, who is defenitely younger than Frank Lucas, talking about...
A colleague of mine called me up this afternoon, with the message, that he needed some help, so I agreed and drove to a town not far from where I live...

When I arrived, I found out what the real reason was, that I had to show up...
He was allready waiting outside and told me to go to the backyard and look inside
the house and yep...

:shock:

There was a living goat, complete with four legs stalled in the kitchen...
He called me, just to be sure, that next Monday everybody at work would believe him...

What's the craziest/funniest/strangest thing(s) you guys/girls/whatever have ever seen???

Béééééh :roll:, I mean Stainlessly,

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Old 11-27-2004, 12:19 PM
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Patrick,


You have to give on up on those beers so early on the day


Coen


PS the little town wasn't called Ospel I hope
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Old 11-27-2004, 01:40 PM
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Hey Patrick,


What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.


What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.


(Conversation overheard)
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat.

How long have you felt like that?

Since I was a kid.




Why did the ram run over the cliff? Answer: He didn't see the ewe turn.



Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?

Because they're always butting in.



What do you call a goat's beard?

A goatee.





Well, my information bank is fleeced, I am not trying to pull the wool over anyone's eyes and hope no one gets your goat. Having milked my goat jokes for all they are worth;



Bah-bah for now!



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Old 11-27-2004, 01:57 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Life is good when "Pops" is around!!!
Hey oldtimer, you aren't dizzy yet???

Stainlessly,

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Shoot, I was already dizzy before I got those beauties! :D



Stay tuned for more.



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