I am the best

[Liquid Shadow]

...so quit worrying about showing off. You all know that your attempts will be in vain, because nothing can match my skills.

I am the best.

[ffox]

Proof it :P

:roll:

[Pain Killer]

Ok, who plays the fastest chromatic scale? :lol:

[Mago_Lari]

JORDAN..EHEH!

[Jerry]

:roll:

[ChrisMcCoy]

To the person who posted that he/she was "The best"...There are far more important things in life than "being the best". :idea:

To me, meeting your influences and learning from them is far more important than outplaying everyone within 10 feet of you.

I am assuming you have influences. Chance it to say the first synthesizer was invented before many of us were born :wink:

It's more important to give your best than to be "the" best.

Have a great day !

Chris

[etrangepulpe]

ChrisMcCoy> Liquid Shadow was obviously joking :)






well...

Liquid Shadow> SHOW YOUR MOVES

:lol:

[Ibanezrocks!]

lol

[Liquid Shadow]

I need not show "moves" for I am the best. This is an indisputable fact, and must be accepted by all. I have no need to prove that I am the best, for I am simply the best, and cannot be beaten, so why should I play for you silly mortals?

I am the best.




BTW, I am kidding. Nothing like good ol' sarcasm. :wink:

[Lyngs]

I need not show "moves" for I am the best. This is an indisputable fact, and must be accepted by all. I have no need to prove that I am the best, for I am simply the best, and cannot be beaten, so why should I play for you silly mortals?

I am the best.


WTF??!! 111 SHREDAA I PLAY LIKE MALMSTEEN OMG 111 I AM THE BEST NOT YOU I AM INFLUENCED BY MALMSTEEN SHRED NEOCLASSICAL FAST OMG 111 !!!

:lol:

[Luca_Capozzi]

I can play a chromatical fast run with my tongue while dancing tip-tap on a technojungle backing track. \m/

[The White Raven]

I need not show "moves" for I am the best. This is an indisputable fact, and must be accepted by all. I have no need to prove that I am the best, for I am simply the best, and cannot be beaten, so why should I play for you silly mortals?

I am the best.


WTF??!! 111 SHREDAA I PLAY LIKE MALMSTEEN OMG 111 I AM THE BEST NOT YOU I AM INFLUENCED BY MALMSTEEN SHRED NEOCLASSICAL FAST OMG 111 !!!

:lol:

I hate to been conceited but i'm the best. i can play Chopin Etudes and i had the honor of been one of the best Claudio Arrau's student


*end of the disscusion*
*i'm the best*

[Liquid Shadow]

False.


I am the best, not you.

I can play the first page of the Revolutionary Etude at about 3/4 speed, therefore making me the best.

[Rune Hansen]

ROFL fun thread!

I am the best :P

actually I''m practicing on playing the drum part AND the keyboard part of Acid Rain - simoultaniously! (the rocknroll-bit, from 0:46 and on) No shit!

Beat that, you bastards :twisted:

can't do it yet, though - but look out, here I come... 8)

[Lyngs]

I need not show "moves" for I am the best. This is an indisputable fact, and must be accepted by all. I have no need to prove that I am the best, for I am simply the best, and cannot be beaten, so why should I play for you silly mortals?

I am the best.


WTF??!! 111 SHREDAA I PLAY LIKE MALMSTEEN OMG 111 I AM THE BEST NOT YOU I AM INFLUENCED BY MALMSTEEN SHRED NEOCLASSICAL FAST OMG 111 !!!

:lol:

I hate to been conceited but i'm the best. i can play Chopin Etudes and i had the honor of been one of the best Claudio Arrau's student


*end of the disscusion*
*i'm the best*

NO NO YA DONT GET IT I SHRED AND PLAY LIKE MALMSTEEN WTF I BEAT U ALL I PLAY FASTER THAN JORDAN OMG 111 LOL I AM DA BEST !!!

:lol:

[Liquid Shadow]

ROFL fun thread!

I am the best :P

actually I''m practicing on playing the drum part AND the keyboard part of Acid Rain - simoultaniously! (the rocknroll-bit, from 0:46 and on) No shit!

Beat that, you bastards :twisted:

can't do it yet, though - but look out, here I come... 8)

I can play 3/4 against 4/4 (left and right hands)

I can play a 7/8 drum pattern with my hands with a 4/4 beat in my feet (heh, it rhymed)



I win. I am the best.

[PsawniK]

I can play the first movement of Schumann's A-minor piano concerto. 48 pages. From memory.

[Liquid Shadow]

SHUT UP THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU EXCEPT FOR THE PART ABOUT HOW I AM BETTER THAN YOU BUT ACTUALLY THAT MEANS ITS ABOUT ME

WHY?

BECAUSE I AM THE BEST KTHXBY NOW STFU I AM THE BEST

[Lyngs]

Listen guys... I am the best, 'cause I have over 300 posts!

End of discussion!

[Enigma™]

C'mon. You guys HAVE to know I'm the best.
You know why?
This is why:
OMG I TOT U EVREETHIN UR TEH KNOW!!/?!?!! UR CHOPPORZ R BLEONG 2 US OMG LOL!11!1!ONEONE!!11

UR TEH NO WATS WORES??

OMG - THES IS U WEN UR REED TEH HORROZ I PUTTUR B4 UR SORY ASSORZ!!?!!!!>!!!11!!1!1|\1\1\|!|!1

http://cqr.nu/sebbe/uploads/Owned!!!.jpg

[Rune Hansen]

http://www.runehansen.frac.dk/images/bt.jpg

[Spacehog]

LOL

Y'all are sounding like you're doing keyboard hunger / gchirag impressions ;-)

Well, I ain't the best, at least not on keys :-P I'm learning tho! :)

Martin

[SirMaximus]

Everyone knows that I am the best....I can play arpeggios with ONE finger,wich means,I can play 10 arps simultaneously....










:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Liquid Shadow]

Pfft. None of you can match my C major arpeggio skills, even if I can only go up and not down. That still makes me your superior.

[Kurzweilfreak]

I AM TEH BESTE AND NE1 WHO SAIS DIFERANT WIL RELEASE THE FYOOKING FYOORIE OMFG R U STOOPID??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!111



n00b!!!11111


:P

[Enigma™]

A HA HA HA!!!
TEH UNI-DIERECTIONAL OEN WAYORZ ARPEGGOES GEUY!!!!

[Kurzweilfreak]

D00D WUOLD U JUST LERN THAT I AM TEH WIN OOKK????!!!!111 I HAVE KURZWIEL K26000 W/ SAMPLE AND TEH 87 PEANO STILE KEYYS AND FULLY LAODED OKK???!!!!1 SO THEIR YOU SEE I AM TEH BEST I HAVE ALL JORDEN RUDDESSES SOUNDS HE GIVE THEM TO ME FOR FREE!!!!11 YOU SUX0RS NEWAY N00B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[St0rMl0rD]

whatever :wink:

[Luca_Capozzi]

http://images.google.it/images?q=tbn:SCqsqK8Z5oQJ:www.identity-links.com/college/sports/images/kazoo.jpg

[The White Raven]

Everyone knows that I am the best....I can play arpeggios with ONE finger,wich means,I can play 10 arps simultaneously....







THAT'S EASY!!!!!!


i can do that. it take only 1 hour to get it.



i can play that arpegios with my foot fingers while with my right hand i play the guitar part in another keyboard and with my left hand i play tha drums part on a third keyboard

()


beat that!

[The White Raven]

Listen guys... I am the best, 'cause I have over 300 posts!

End of discussion!



ENIGMA:

do to ulrik what do you do to me

delete his posts so he'll be still under 300

that'd be very very funny

[Cary]

*posts insanely-fast-wanking-type-obvioulsy-edited-computer-generated-midishred clip*
I PLAY THIS A11 WITH 0NE FINGER111!!!!! FIRST TAKE!!11 I AM TEH WIN!!!!11!!11!

[Lyngs]

http://images.google.it/images?q=tbn:SCqsqK8Z5oQJ:www.identity-links.com/college/sports/images/kazoo.jpg

:lol:

[Lyngs]

Listen guys... I am the best, 'cause I have over 300 posts!

End of discussion!



ENIGMA:

do to ulrik what do you do to me

delete his posts so he'll be still under 300

that'd be very very funny

Oh no Dave - don't listen to him!!! :P

[Bernardo P.]

:shock:

[The White Raven]

Listen guys... I am the best, 'cause I have over 300 posts!

End of discussion!



ENIGMA:

do to ulrik what do you do to me

delete his posts so he'll be still under 300

that'd be very very funny

Oh no Dave - don't listen to him!!! :P


The raven's revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SirMaximus]

A HA HA HA!!!
TEH UNI-DIERECTIONAL OEN WAYORZ ARPEGGOES GEUY!!!!Vel,siden dere skriver uforstaaelig kan jeg gjore det og.I Norge forstaar vi hva dere sier,men dere har ikke sjangs til aa forstaa oss. :D :D

[SirMaximus]

Everyone knows that I am the best....I can play arpeggios with ONE finger,wich means,I can play 10 arps simultaneously....







THAT'S EASY!!!!!!


i can do that. it take only 1 hour to get it.



i can play that arpegios with my foot fingers while with my right hand i play the guitar part in another keyboard and with my left hand i play tha drums part on a third keyboard

()


beat that!I am still the best keyboardist EVER!!!!!I don`t even have to touch the keys,I use THE FORCE!!Join me,and we will rule the galaxy,father and son.Honour Thy Father!

[Bernardo P.]

:?

[Liquid Shadow]

Me > you



The end.

[The White Raven]

I'm the best

i can play regression.


None of you can do that. I'm the best.


White Raven > Liquid Shadow > common forum members > enigma

[SirMaximus]

I'm the best

i can play regression.


None of you can do that. I'm the best.


White Raven > Liquid Shadow > common forum membersNOOOOOO!!!!! I can`t play that slow........ :evil: :evil:

[Keyplayer]

I can play "the voice" from "feeding the wheel!"
Now, that's impressive!

Autographs after the show, please.
One at the time.

[Ehren]

I can play my C Major scale with both hands at 60 bpm. Therefore, I am the best.

[Luca_Capozzi]

I can play whole Metropolis 2000 live @ NY...



























...just pressing play on my dvd. :D

[Lyngs]

drumroll... tching!

:lol:

[Deceit]

What matters the most is BEING THE COOLEST.
To reach the purpose, you should:
A) Buy enough leopard fur to cover your studio's walls.
B) Buy a stock of lavalamps, modify your joystick/pitch wheel so that it modulates a battery of 5 lavalamps around you.
C) Play only with tilted keyboards, which must be painted in red. Also the stands should be blood-red.
D) I don't know.
E) Play a Roland AX-series at least twice per song.
F) Match this guy's attitude:
http://www.clavia.se/pictures/News/derek/keyboards.jpg

With a bitter taste of irony.
Deceit.

[Liquid Shadow]

Derek Sherinian = awesome




I was supposed to be transcribing MIDI's of all the songs off Black Utopia for him to put on his site, but he stopped talking to me about it for whatever reason...I guess he lost interest. :cry:

[merijn]

Yes! Derek looks REALLY cool there! :shock:

[Ehren]

Damn ... have the leapord fur and lava lamps, so only 4 to go!

[KOTKLEGG]

Well guys, I'm new to this site, but not to the beloved keys. Legg is my last name, and KOTK stands for "KING OF THE KEYBOARD"! I'm old and wise enough to know that some of you are real keyboard players, and some of you are full of crap. I'm 40 years old, and in the same class with Jordan Rudess. I'm also very sure that me or Jordan could go keyboard to keyboard with most of you, and make you take a long hard look at the talent you think you have. So play hard and one day some of you might get close to saying, "I am a Keyboard Player"! Good Luck to you all!

[Enigma™]

KOTKLEGG: Care to share some keyboarding mp3's and such? I'd love to hear what you've got! *I'm not being sarcastic either - I think JR's amazing and would like to hear another who's in the same class*

:)

[Kamin]

i think we all would :) but i cant grace you all with an mp3 yet sorry...ohhh...we were talking about KOTK? :shock:

[Lyngs]

either - I think JR's amazing and would like to hear another who's in the same class*


I'll share some new mp3's of my awesome playing soon. As we all know, I am TEH BEST WIN I SHRED FASTER THEN JORDAN RUDSSE!!!! OMG!!!

:P

[KOTKLEGG]

I know you guys are going to rip me apart on this question, but how do you download a MP3 onto this web site? I have a Korg D1200mkII with a CD burner, and I also have a CD burner on my PC. Yes, I would love to share some of my riffs with you guys, just tell me how to get it on here. And please don't misunderstand me, I have alot of respect for Jordan, and I think he's an awesome keyboard player. All I'm saying is that I'm just as "Bad to the Bone" as he is only in my own style. I play a Kurzweil K2600XS with a Yamaha EX5 on the rack above it. I've only heard Jordan play on the K2600 video manual that came with my Kurz, and I really did enjoy his talent! Well my fellow keyboard players, Keep those keys smoking, and I'll get with you later! "King of the Keyboard"

[Enigma™]

I can host some files and post them here for you if you'd like! Send me the Mp3's you want heard to Dchampagne@ns.sympatico.ca and I'll host them dude. You have to have a remote server that they're hosted on that's online and then post a link - there's no way to actually have them on THIS site without killing the bandwidth.
Also, be sure to check out Progsounds *in my signature* as I'm the programmer there for the 25/2600 and there's tonnes of cool sounds you can check out as well :)

[Bastardo Demono]

lets download some mp3's onto this site of us playing desending harmonic minor scales at 200 bpm

[Liquid Shadow]

YGWNIE IZ GAWD!!!11

[Lurion]

I'm not here to brag. I'm only here to say that playing Yngwe stuff is actually not that impressive. However, if you can play that kinda stuff with both hands and on contrary motion, that would be impresive. I can do that, by the way... (did I say I wasn't here to brag? Nah, I couldn`t...)




























By the way, I'm full of crap on this. I'm only a halfway decent player who tries to have fun with music...

[St0rMl0rD]

hummmm....talking about derek's style of keys and everything...i think he has a much better style and performance that jr... 8)

[Enigma™]

OH YA>?!! LEESTEN 2 MI ALTIMITEE SHUREDENG ABUILDATEES!!

www.matrixscreensaver.150m.com/files/wtf.mp3

OMG SOLOORZ!!! HOO PWNS U!!! HA HA HA

LEESTN 4 TEH GA-TARR ENND- OMG IT SAZZORS TAHT UR TEH PWNED|>!!!!

[Liquid Shadow]

STFU NOOB U KNO GOODZ

[siebenboy]

Cool, I like this thread :wink:

(okay, until the D.S. part... i just don't like him.... but i'll be honest and say i haven't seen him enough to judge how cool he is live).

Actually, guys, I AM THE BEST (in my town anyways, :roll: )
I can do chromatics AND octaves very fast AND I can play the D.O.T. (cuz i have the music) AND Biaxident, When the Water Breaks (all of it) and paradigm shift ALL BY EAR with no help from amateur midi files. hee hee soon i shall be posting mp3 files. I can also improvise a great song on the spot.


okay, usually I'm a pretty modest guy, but this thread is calling everyone to abandon all modesty so.... :D .... 8)

Love your music! U don't have to be the best! (but i do, cuz i'm obsessed about it) :)

[siebenboy]

check out this midi done by ME. See if you can recognize it.

waaaaaaaaaaaait a minute.........how can i attach a file?

seriously, help me

[Lyngs]

check out this midi done by ME. See if you can recognize it.

waaaaaaaaaaaait a minute.........how can i attach a file?

seriously, help me

OMG NEWBEEEIIII !!! U CANT ATTAHC FILES ON TIHS FORUM!!!!





























You have to upload the file elsewhere and then link to it. :wink:

[VintageMan]

Ph33r 4ll y4 n0oBz dis si teh 5h!t!!!11'''²³¤€¼½

{urel=C:\my documents\my music\c0o0l_sh3rd.wav] ch3cK 0ut my ZhR3dZ; [\ulr]
rofl wh0'z y3r g4wd n0w??//?!?!!!?11?1/!/1?1/1!?!?1?!1!/!!?!/!?!?!?!?!

LOL UR ALL W33KL1NGZ

[Lyngs]

Ph33r 4ll y4 n0oBz dis si teh 5h!t!!!11'''²³¤€¼½

{urel=C:\my documents\my music\c0o0l_sh3rd.wav] ch3cK 0ut my ZhR3dZ; [\ulr]
rofl wh0'z y3r g4wd n0w??//?!?!!!?11?1/!/1?1/1!?!?1?!1!/!!?!/!?!?!?!?!

LOL UR ALL W33KL1NGZ

:lol: :lol:

[synthguy]

You guys can all go home and cry in your kool aid. I'M the best. Not only are my Gran Turismo 3 lap times superior by several hundredths of a second, but I've discovered cars that aren't even supposed to be in the game. So there. :wink:

[siebenboy]

...one day, I shall arise, and be heard... one day....

from the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring






i know, i know, "DREAM ON". And that's what I'm gonna do :P

[Masterchris0313]

I can play the beginning of Biaxident and alot of State of Grace and no I am not the best in my town but I do enjoy the little I can play mostly by ear and little help from FatalKeys.... actually I knew Biaxident before he ever heard of LT but.... once I introduced him he kinda well..... passed me up. Anyways the bits I do play are relaxing to me. Keep Rockin!!! -Chris (midges)

[The White Raven]

HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M THE BEST???

[The White Raven]

i can play JINGLE BELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mago_Lari]

im the best without any discussion..i can move up and down that little last part of the finger while the other part stays freezed..can you? i can move sidely my foot fingers..yeah..and now? 8)

[Liquid Shadow]

I'm still better than you.

[St0rMl0rD]

yea right....me the best, no proof needed...so be silenced!

[siebenboy]

oooooooh! Guess what I did today!!! I sat down on the piano bench and played the entire Scenes from a Memory album WITHOUT STOPPING. That's right! Over an hour of sitting, playing my yamaha upright. It was just great. :D (So, I'll be using that memory for a while to cheer me up)......... :(

(my friends are all going to camp :cry: ....yeah, my g/f too :o :( ) But I'll be hanging out with masterchris this week :D .

[Taurus]

I can play from a midi file, like from keyboardists nobody knows and stuff. And then i go do an audition for dream-theater. And then Labrie asks 'Improvise some matey!' and then i just play those solo's i studied LOL!!!O!!L! and he wont noticed them cuzz he not knowy them keyboardists anyway, HE th1nk5 m3 1mpr0v1s3d IT ROTFLMAOLOL!!

but 33t 33z n0t tr00000!!

C? ?C?C? m3 R TEH pwnn@g3!!!!!111!!1

[siebenboy]

Happy once again :D

I can play with speed and peace of mind once again.

I may not be the best, but....... wait what am i talking about? I AM THE BEST!! hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

[The J-Man]

I am not the best.

[Liquid Shadow]

Nope, because I am the best.

[The J-Man]

I will neither confirm or deny that.

I noticed that you are a Casio user.

I have a Radio Shack board that's basically a rip off of one of the Casio models...but I'm not sure which one. It has 76 keys, pitch bend and mod wheels...but no disk drive. I've found that it's quite a good board for the price I paid for it...which was like 400 dollars or so 4 years ago.

-Joel

[Liquid Shadow]

I will neither confirm or deny that.




You will confirm or be burned at the stake

:wink:

[Spacehog]

Mmm, steak :)

Martin

[Enigma™]

I will neither confirm or deny that.




You will confirm or be burned at the stake

:wink:

I will confirm that I can play your Casio better then thou, and because you weight the same... as a CHICKEN, you are therefore a WITCH and are DISQUALIFIED from being the best.

"Your mother was an hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries..."

*I am the best*
:)

[The J-Man]

Well, he's got you there. Witches can't be the best.

-Joel

[Liquid Shadow]

Damn...

[godsmcktma2]

Wait, no one said that witches were dissqualifed. I hearby qualify witches.

[Liquid Shadow]

Yes, Dave proved his betterness than me on my Casio and also disqualified witches, which he can do as moderator of this forum.


I am not the best. :cry:

[Enigma™]

Wait, no one said that witches were disqualifed. I hearby qualify witches.



... as a CHICKEN, you are therefore a WITCH and are DISQUALIFIED from being the best.


Umm dude... :)
Maybe I used Caps, but it's the same thing yo!

[Korgmaster]

May the person that said that "I am the best" come talk to me, please? I just wanna see him/her play a few dream theater solos on the keyboard without goofin up.... Sounds impossible, doesn't it? But its not. Ok... jordan can do it and probably another big famous rich bastard can too, but can a person like you or me, an "average Joe" do it? I know I can...
Just watch me play 80% of the songs from the album "Scens from a memory".

[Kurzweil88]

Not sure how this old thread came back but...

I am the best and you couldn't play faster than me if you had 88 fingers.

[wicke]

Just watch me play 80% of the songs from the album "Scens from a memory".

uuuuuuuuuuuuu............ scary.. YOU MUST BE THE BEST FUCKING PLAYER IN THIS PLANET!!!!

[Sir Bob]

Not sure how this old thread came back but...

I am the best and you couldn't play faster than me if you had 88 fingers.

Thats ok then, 'coz ive got 89!!!

Mwa ha haaaaa!!! :twisted:

[Taurus]

I play like shit but I'm the BEST patchcreator ever lived.

HAH! beat that!

[Eric Zane]

Not sure how this old thread came back but...

I am the best and you couldn't play faster than me if you had 88 fingers.
Joining the Stalking Family, are we?!

[Liquid Shadow]

May the person that said that "I am the best" come talk to me, please? I just wanna see him/her play a few dream theater solos on the keyboard without goofin up

I have a Dream Theater tribute band, and I also have a tendency to say very sarcastic things...like when I started this thread.

[kevmo_fan]

Just watch me play 80% of the songs from the album "Scens from a memory".

uuuuuuuuuuuuu............ scary.. YOU MUST BE THE BEST FUCKING PLAYER IN THIS PLANET!!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: OH MY GOD, You're RIGHT... thats SCARY!!!!

I guess that the 80% rules out DoE :lol:

[Lyngs]

May the person that said that "I am the best" come talk to me, please? I just wanna see him/her play a few dream theater solos on the keyboard without goofin up

I have a Dream Theater tribute band, and I also have a tendency to say very sarcastic things...like when I started this thread.

OMG??? YOU PLYA TEH DEAR TEATERH ON A CASIO???? 111 LMAO!! ONE ONE

:lol:

:wink:

[Luca_Capozzi]

I play like shit but I'm the BEST patchcreator ever lived.

HAH! beat that!

*Axiom looks Taurus.. then looks down to hiw own signature*
Proof yourself.. on Progsounds :D

btw, I'm wrong or seems that someone tooks this thread a bit seriously? ;)

see ya

[Dangerous]

I can play a hemiola with my right hand, gridded triplet partials with my right, 4-beat triplets with my left foot and mark time with the right.



Being a guitarist who knows how to drum = greatest keybordist ever....

[Taurus]

I can make our local church organ play like SFAM-lead! Now THATS an analog Patch-King talent! :lol: The rest is just a bunch of preset editors :lol: Axiom! I cannot show you this im sorry, as you can see technical issues in saving the churchorgan sound to *.syx but hell I swear to the priest he never felt better than after hearing his new organ.

"Give me a wave, give me a sine,
I create sounds that are uber-fine."

:o

[kevmo_fan]

"Give me a wave, give me a sine,
I create sounds that are uber-fine."


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lurion]

It's funny to see that people have actually taken this thread SERIOUSLY!!
By the way, I'm the best: I can play the whole Metropolis 2 AND sexually satisfy six wimen at the same time while drinking ten barrels of beer and a can of coke.

Kiss my dandylions!!

[Ibanezrocks!]

I can play ALL jordan solo's and petrucci solo's on guitar and make a unison of it cause while i'm playing a solo i fart the EXACT thing on synth too..

[Lurion]

That must be a pretty amazing farting technique there, Ibanezrocks!! Do you do the unisons all in one fart or does it take various gas outbursts?

[Taurus]

Probably in mutliple bursts, otherwise you get that glissando/portamento effect, from note to note..

[Lurion]

Ok, I'll have to tryu that out. Also, farting directly into a guitar pickup with heavy valve drive makes quite a unique sound!! Try it out! And i'm pretty damn serious with this one!!!

And this post make me a friggin' KEYBOARD MASTER!!! I guess I can go home now... 8)

[Taurus]

gawd, thanks, finally got that Jens-lead sound i always wanted. Its a tad hard to play it in stacato like he does though. Its easier to play legato, but then theres too much pressure. Damn this 0-127 world!

[Ibanezrocks!]

That must be a pretty amazing farting technique there, Ibanezrocks!! Do you do the unisons all in one fart or does it take various gas outbursts?

various gas outbursts.
even sometimes 2 at a time! when i need to pitch bend a note too 8) :P

and... I"M A KEYBOARD WIZARD

[Taurus]

use a breathcontroller and then let somebody press your asscheeks open&close for extra expressiveness and intonation!

" 'paowaow' Its my life! "
----

[Lurion]

What about armpit farts? I you can get enough power out of them, they do give a nice timbre. I found that doing it after I shower, with my armpits still moist, offers a pretty decent feedbackish kinda' sound. I performed "ignotus perignotum" for my girlfriend last saturday morning like this and she couldn't tell the difference!! The guys at my band were a bit more criticall when I propposed it as my main lead on our new demo...

[etrangepulpe]

OMFG wTF R U SAY1N' gUYZ ??!!! I P4WN U 4LL W1T MY 4lmYgHTY |-|4Ir TaPP1NG T3CHNICk !!111!!!11 R0FTLLL 11!!!

[Grey Loki]

This was a good thread. I think it deserves a bump :P

[Maximus]

It was about time a for a good funny thread,


NOW BOW DOWN BEFORE MAXIMUS!!!!!


because he says so

because he's the best



(Otherwise the name maximus would be kind of silly, don't you think? )

[Bastardo Demono]

im so good I wrote a 6 voice fugue based on the keyboard board of the final countdown, and can play it with only my right hand while the other one plays the rudess solo to home at double speed, all while I stare at a groupies chest