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Over The Edge
06-23-2005, 12:50 AM
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is
tired all the time.

After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor
gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.

"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.

The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.

"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night
I'm home with my husband!"



Standbuilder....what say you?



FL
www.franklucas.net
Lurion
06-23-2005, 03:54 AM
LOL

Did you just make that up?
kevmo_fan
06-23-2005, 04:56 AM
LOL Frank, you idiot... thats great LOL
StandBuilder
06-23-2005, 07:54 AM
Three mothers are talking about their daughters...
The first one says:"I've found cigarettes in my daughter's room and I didn't know that she smokes"....
The second one says: "I've found a bottle of whiskey in my daughter's room and I didn't even know that she drinks"....
"You won't believe what happened to me", the third one says....
"I've found condoms and I didn't even know that she has a dick"......


Stainlessly,

PS
keys76
06-23-2005, 08:30 AM
2 blondes (no offense Marg..) are standing on each side of a small river.

The first one shouts to the other....How can I reach the other side of the river??

The second one says: Why?? You're already there....

Jeroen
Alucard
06-23-2005, 09:06 AM
OVERthEdge.....LOL whoa! :D when i readed the title of the topic, i feel....surprised! It's the kind of thing i was expecting from Pat....
dav
06-23-2005, 10:51 AM
ah ah.....top quality over here....thanks guys I needed those...

Davide
nismael
06-23-2005, 01:39 PM
when I read the topic, I thought Frank was making a coming out :)
Lozenges
06-23-2005, 01:59 PM
when I read the topic, I thought Frank was making a coming out :)

LOL to that...

Its the best joke til the moment.
Over The Edge
06-23-2005, 04:52 PM
Worried patient: 'Doctor, I'm very worried. I'm still SO TIRED when I come home from work every evening.'

Doctor: 'Oh, that's nothing to worry about. Just have a few drinks before your dinner - that will soon wake you up.'

Patient: 'Thanks very much, doctor! But when I consulted you before, you told me to cut out drinking alcohol completely.'

Doctor: 'Yes, so I did. But that was last week, old chap - and medical science has progressed enormously since then.'





FL
www.franklucas.net
LithoJazzoSphere
06-23-2005, 07:17 PM
That sort of thing actually happens. A study comes a month later contradicting a previous one, only to be nullified by yet another the month after.