Dating tips from JR?

[siebenboy]

So, for us "younger folk" who aren't at the marrying age, does Jordan have any dating tips? :lol: It'd be exciting to hear a reply from the wizard concerning this subject.


For instance, how do I (we) get that big heart-filled kiss every once-in-a-while? Any tips using the piano are welcome.

[ffox]

HAHAHAHA :lol:

[Irish]

Find out what the girl's favorite song is and play it 8)

I.E. My girl likes Disney stuff, so I should learn Disney songs. I haven't yet, but I'll get around to it!

[Angelic Layer]

Your girl is 5 year old? :D
Bad, Bad boy....

[Taurus]

There was a question during one of the official chats once similar to this. I think it was more how to get your gf into the 'mood' :wink:
Wether that was into a progressive mood or not, im not sure. Though Jordan mentioned listening to Resonance or Secrets Of The Muse will do a nice trick of romance :)

[Nick]

shave your head as well :wink: :P

and get your keyboard to say "your one sexy babe, now in my bed and prepare to be boarded!!"

8)

[siebenboy]

Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy---- oooh right.


(watch Family Guy)

[Enigma™]

Your girl is 5 year old? :D
Bad, Bad boy....


My Girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day. I said "that's a pretty big word for a 9 year old..."

[Irish]

Hahahah.. That was good.

You have to learn cheesy prog pickup lines. Like "I want to chromatically scale up and down your body," "Is this the proper fingering?" etc.

[MetalliJedi]

Frankly guys... this advice comes from a woman who´d be likely to be the target of one guy like you.

The thing that wins points with a woman... that makes her notice you and not turn away is when you treat her like the human being she is, when you try to KNOW her before trying to get into her pants, when you are authentic and honest.

[siebenboy]

Well, I'm not trying to get into anyone's pants. For me, sex is just some abstract concept that I won't experience until I'm married (I'm a christian, therefore there's no chance of me doing anyone until I'm married to her)

As far as those pick-up lines go, (lol) a friend of mine thought of a couple.....umm, not pick-up lines but...."phrases" or... well I don't know the word. But one goes like this:

Move the fingers just right, and she'll sing all night. (concerning the piano).
I think that's funny
There's a lot more for everyone to come up with. Give it a try! lol

[Taurus]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IRISH!!! that cracked me up!

[Zaki]

huhuhuhuhuhu me too :lol:

[Nolan]

"Hey, I'm a famous rockstar" will do :)


Coen

[Angelic Layer]

I think play guitar helps.

[MetalliJedi]

Move the fingers just right, and she'll sing all night. (concerning the piano).
I think that's funny

Well it is funny, but frankly, with all due respect to your friend and you, I think that that line comes from the same place that many pick up lines come: primal male urge to copulate.

[MetalliJedi]

I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!"

"I used to dream, but what's the use, now that I've met you."

"There must be a beauty contest here. I can see why no other contestants stayed."

"If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous."

"I couldn't help but recognize you from my dreams."

"If good looks were a minute, you would be a very long day."

"Wow! I didn't know angels could hide their wings so well."

"If you were planted in the ground, they could harvest 20 acres of "beautiful"."

"Are you lost? Because you're sure a long way from heaven."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"

"Guy: Do your feet hurt?"
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because you look like you just fell from heaven."

"Is your father a thief, because it looks like he stole the stars for your eyes."


"That country/western group Little Texas MUST have had you in mind when the recorded the song "God Blessed Texas"."

"I wish I could change the alphabet so U and I could be together."

"Aren't you tired? `cause you've been running through my mind all day."

"Your mother must be beautiful to have such a gorgeous daughter like you."


"So this is why the woman on the psychic hotline charged me $80."

"Guy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: Why yes I do. Guy: Would you like a better one?"

"I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?"

Those are decent pick up lines, those are from MP Forumer DukeTheater.

[Nolan]

I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

credits to Weird Al - Wanna be Ur Lover

Coen

[siebenboy]

I love weird al, lol.

And out of that list of pick-up lines, I really liked the one right before the last. "Do you have a boyfriend? ..... "Want a better one?"

[VintageMan]

this made me remember some "counter pickup-lines" that a friend of mine used to dispatch some girls(he is not gay, just in a really good relationship hehe)

"say girl, did you just fell from heaven"
"no, why?"
"because i just saw a broken broom in the other room, i though it could be yours"


"got fire?"
"yes"
"then breathe it here in my cigarrete please."

[Enigma™]

"you look like my third wife"
"how many wives have you had?"
"Two"

[Ehren]

"That dress looks very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Come sit on my lap - we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

"If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?"

That last one really won't make sense unless you've seen Biodome.

While I'm in dumb-mode, "What did the hat rack say to the hat?"

"You go on a head and I'll stay here!" HAHAHA.

[Nolan]

My marriage is like a fairytale....

Everytime I get home the evil witch is there......



Coen

[merijn]

My marriage is like a fairytale....

Everytime I get home the evil witch is there......



Coen

yeah, why do women always have to be treated so fragile! So ''ne open to her feelings and emotion''. Man, it's a humon, not a pony.